A Strain For Every Sign

If you’re active on social media, there’s a pretty high chance you’re familiar with all the trending astrology posts. From common things like sign compatibility and horoscopes to memes and dessert pairings, there’s no denying the way this has taken platforms like Instagram and TikTok by storm. And the crossover between astrology fans and cannabis consumers is significant – so it feels only natural to put together a Passion Flower strain pairing for each of the 12 zodiac signs!

Aries: The Ram (March 21-April 19) – Lemon Meringue 

A buzzy, conversational strain perfect for keeping this easily-bored fire sign entertained! With strong flavors of citrus and buttercream, it’s a strain bold enough to match the personality of your favorite Aries.

Taurus: The Bull (April 20-May 20) – Koffee Breath 

It’s one of our flagship strains for a reason! You can always count on Koffee Breath for a consistently good time – just like a Taurus, if you can get them out of the house. If not, this is a great option for smoking and lounging around in your most comfortable PJs all day, Taurean style.

Gemini: The Twins (May 21-June 21) – Electric Watermelon

Chatty and engaging, this balanced hybrid is a great option for the versatile Gemini. A night on the town or an evening at home, Electric Watermelon is just like a Gemini – up for whatever!

Cancer: The Crab (June 22-July 22) – Sherbet

This fruit-forward cultivar provides just the right effects for huddling in a blanket fort (preferably with popcorn) and watching a Cancer’s favorite comfort movie. Soothing but conversational, prepare for commentary throughout the film – they’ve seen it 100 times, anyway.

Leo: The Lion (July 23-August 22) – Jack Herer

Creative, motivating, and uplifting: this strain and Leo are a match made in heaven! Prepare to meet the ultimate hype-person once a Leo has smoked this classic Sativa. Put on your best outfit – the people need to see you.

Virgo: The Virgin (August 23-September 22) – Dutch Treat

A Virgo’s brain never takes a vacation – they’re always thinking, always analyzing, and frequently correcting you when you’re wrong. Dutch Treat is the perfect thing to keep their mood up and spirits high so they don’t get burnt out.

Libra: The Scales (September 23-October 23) – Pineapple Meatball

Libras are often sparkly, stylish, and incredibly lovable – but they can pack a punch, too. They pair perfectly with Pineapple Meatball, a strain with a sharp and powerful flavor that matches up with some sweet, mellow effects.

Scorpio: The Scorpion (October 24-November 21) – Tres Star

A Scorpio often hides the depth of their emotions behind a stern exterior – but underneath it all, they’re a big softy around the ones who’ve done the work to earn their trust. Tres Star is a pleasantly relaxing strain that can help melt some of their tension away! 

Sagittarius: The Archer (November 22-December 21) – Sour Tangie 

When you’re planning your next adventure, a Sagittarius is exactly who you want as your copilot. Sour Tangie can help keep a Sagittarius’ head in the clouds and keep their feet on the ground at the same time. Buckle up for a good time!

Capricorn: The Goat (December 22-January 19) – Pineapple Express

Sometimes, the most responsible folks among us just need to cut loose. Pineapple Express can help a stoic Capricorn unleash their fun side and enjoy up to an entire hour or two without focusing on their work.

Aquarius: The Water Bearer (January 20-February 18) – MAC (Miracle Alien Cookies) 

If you’re looking to get stoned and discuss the ideologies of the world with someone, there’s no better sign than an Aquarius. MAC will help them unravel the thoughts flying through their minds – before you know it, you’ll have talked through all the world’s biggest conspiracy theories. Aliens?? The truth is out there.

Pisces: The Fish (February 19-March 20) – Blueberry Muffin 

Pisces is a soft and loving water sign that will do anything for their loved ones – including hand-delivering baked goods to your door. Return the favor with Blueberry Muffin, a delicious and comforting cultivar.

Like the sound of your sign’s strain? Keep an eye out for it next time you’re at your favorite dispensary! If you’re not sure it’s a good fit, check your rising and moon signs, too.

*This is entirely for fun and isn’t intended to be taken too seriously. Much like with anything related to astrology, everything is up to interpretation!

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